Saturday, January 17, 2015

God / Gob Dynamic

God and Gob fight all the time. But not as often as God and Satan.

They all make up with each other all the time, especially God and Satan.

God may hate Satan; Satan may hate god; but they both like fucking with Gob and betting on what Gob will do in reaction to being fucked with.

The Angel, the Seed, and the Rich Uncle

"Whatcha watchin, chief?
"It's like that show Shark Tank, but this one is The Angel, the Shylock, and the Rich Uncle."
"So, like a rich hot chick, a rich Jewish guy, and some other random rich guy?"
"Yup."
"And they rotate?"
"A bit."
"Yup."

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